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I went into my garage yesterday and found it was full of garage.
I found 3 adders in mine.
I'm glad we've started posing in this game again, it went quit quit for a few days.
Probably due to Thrax's massive pot.
I think fundamentalist Christians shouldn't take the Holy Bile at face value.
[plum] me nether
How can astrology be an ancient belief if its predictions depend on the positions of planes? (Chalky) Your bum.....?
That I feel is too general, sir. Surely it was based mainly on the constellations they saw lying about in the sky?
What about the myth of the cow who jumped over the moo?
[Chalky] You were clearly posing on the wrong site, here.
The Americans refer to The Plough as The Big Dipper. They're entitled to, of course, because it's in the constellation of USA Major. (Duj) You can't see it down there, can you? It's still going round. :-)
Quite correct, Rosie. Nor do we see the dogs, ta for the reminder. Which is partly a lie, as Orion and his dogs sit almost on the zenith during our summer and makes a great centre piece between the Hyades and Pleiades - what a wonderful sight that can be!
All this interest in SARS isn't healthy.
Indeed, as Galileo said - 'keep your feet on the round'.
I'm a regular visitor to London's airports since I became interested in astrology, which is all to do with the movement of the planes.
If you go to the observation galley, you can watch the planes taxing.
Indian supermarkets are great; they all have a New Deli.
I see Euro 2004 has been won by the Geeks.
yes - the sunned Portugese cant believe it. (no Goa for them)
Yes, they could not believe the result of the math.
And no doubt that sore will haunt them for years to come
They're a funny lot down in Kent. But not to worry; it's one of the traits of Dover.
Whilst it may not compete with your 'funny lot' have you ever been down to check the ties along the Severn?
People are quite proud of our dull rainy weather because it is often accompanied by status cloud.
Read any good books lately? I'm just finishing William Golding's biography of Jeffrey Archer, "Lord of the Lies".
No, but I have noticed Bill Clinton's new book "My Lie". I also remember that the Israeli PM, Golda Meyer wrote a book under the same title which I always thought quite ironic.
I thought I'd tell you how laborious arithmetic used to be but nobody wants to read a logarithm tale. (Softers) Nice one(s).
I am blessed with three given names. Given that my father was a surveyor and lay-preacher he was obviously well versed in trionometry. (For those not up on their latin - trionometry - three names without measure.)
People are less foul-mouthed in the hot weather because they wear less. It's f****** hot today, though.
Standing on a crowded train, its the seat that makes you really uncomfortable.
French broadcasting is vey poor - the only have Radio Fou.
I meant to leave out one letter, not three. Hope it's clear which one.
Years ago I used to like to listen to the irate radio stations.
On Tuesday our local supermarket was affected by a large food.
A soldier in military hospital was discharged from the war the other day.
[Plump] Visiting my local supermarket today, I was taken aback by the number of ears, rapes and Orangs on display.
While I in the supermarket, I bought some sliced bee to put in my sandwiches.
Can't understand why I'm so pissed - I only had two pins.
My doctor, who is a keen D.I.Y. type, tells me that there is now a simple step-by-step procedure for those with ladder problems.
An unnerving ladder problem is getting half way up and discovering that there is a rug missing.
New legislation coming in 2006 will make it illegal to sell non-prescription rugs in the UK.
Flix] I bet there will still be lots of cack everywhere though.
There will be lots of ushers on the streets.
Yes, but there's a dozen uses for every usher.
Aiden Ridgeway is a Senator in the Australian parliament's upper house. Where I come from aidens used to be hung from the ceiling - usually in the scullery.
The most senior politician in the UK is always very formal and demure, and is therefore known as the Prim Minister.
The Prime Minister, whether having artistic appreciation or not, cannot be Head of Tate.
The Australian opposition leader in the parliament did, by his own admission, attack a taxi driver over some dispute or other and broke his arm. Labor party faithfuls have embraced the man - they love hugs.
I see a big hand and a little hand, the result of cock watching I guess..
This game's going downhill - I'm off to have a pee at the telly.
I am advised that watching so called 'reality' shows on television is not good for those living in drought stricken areas. Apparently it's not good for the rain.
There are plenty of electricians in Stratford-on-AVO.
Did anyone see the pictures of the terrible food in Cornwall this morning ?
Yes, after such a fright I thought everyone there looked a little pasty.
Meanwhile at the Olympics, the host nation is rocked by the scandal involving two of their top printers.
If the Olympics were in Finland they could have sailing and call it the 1500 meres.
The Finns are a very friendly people, which is why they are so good at allying.
One of the Baltic States has such great admiration for our public schools that they have named their country after one - Etonia.
The americans seem to have the most effective simmer.
As a competitive nation, we seem to be pretty good at ailing.
Booze is good for you. That's why doctors often prescribe Pils.
Kines and lives are important to farmers.
If you are one of those people who enjoys the feel of a warm whisky sliding down the throat, check your ancestry, you are possibly a sot.
Selling errors is the domain of the fourth estate.
Actually, the fourth estate are better known for their headlies.
In other news, I see Britain managed to get another gold meal. Better than a barium one, surely.
It does seem that, as well as ailing, the British are also good at owing.
We also won a Gold in Tree-day Eventing. Did the Greeks have any Gods in the end ?
I particularly like the sow jumping. You need a good hose to stand a chance of winning.
I watched a bit of yacthing and the boats were all going pretty low due to a light win.
How lovely to see that terribly thin english girl win a meal in the 400m.
I'm glad to see Kelly Holmes won the old medal, although it did look reasonably new to me.
If we're talking metallic elements, then a gold meal must be better than a barium meal.
My father was a chemist. Every so often he would tell me the periodic tale of the elements.
Rosie] Did you read even moves before yours ? Same on you. You have given me a hock.
Robin] Did your dad sell condos ?
(st d) Er, apparently not. What a c***. Dreadful sorry. No posting just now; I've got to go and lie down.
Rosie] Are you going to seep ?
I am sure Rosie is suffering from nothing that a few pins wouldn't fix.
soft] Are you suggesting that Rosie should try get some kind of ice rink ?
[Rosie] Try getting randy next time you're down the off-licence. It works for me! [st d] No, he was the sort of chemist who mixed things in test tubs.
As we're all egotists I should have looked more carefully at earlier posings.
Rosie] You should try gasses. I find I see things clearer if I squit a little.
Robin] I see, a roper chemist ? Ten things would be different for him then, not having a hop but working in a lab.
These scientists eh? I've just heard that my cousin has just gained a fist degree and will now graduate as a bi-chemist.
Sex is like conversation with royalty - never peak unless poken to.
Royalty? Are they the people who live in a place called Buckingham?
Did you know that the Queen only holds her position because her father was kin?
Whoops! Please ignore my last but one. *consonants, Dujon, consonants!*
On the subject of royalty, what do you think of the Price of Ales?
He's a rather dunk character, isn't he?
often found in the countess' arms popping up the bra with a lass of gin
I am of the opinion that the Price of Wales is outrageous.
[Software] Oh how I agree - and did you know, his mistress's cooked teeth are insured for 20,000 ponds?
lost consonant/vowel ... whatever
I feel sorry for lost owls.
To those of you who have just finished ravelling it is important that you take time to unwind.
Don't rush home with stuff nicked from the garden centre or you might get caught by a seed camera.
Speed cameras are dangerous - if you go past too quickly they lash at you.
I wonder if it is possible to be so fat that the camera can't take a picture of you ?
I'd drink beer more often but I'm camra shy. Dropped vowel alert!
I love woking at home.
After reading about "The Woman In White" over on the MCiOS "Books" game, I realised that Andrew Lloyd Weber has written another hit musical.
Does it feature lots of rap music then?
robin] Yep. Every last word is rap.
Some people, particularly in America, think that if you carry a gun you're less likely to be armed.
My grandfather used to carry a word stick to fend off robers.
I was always told to have a decent pee before I started fencing classes.
Food is readily available on the moon due to the extensive catering.
In space, no one can hear you cream.
I often feel aroused on waking.
I must submit that I always look forward to bed tie. [Rosie] Too much information!
Breaking news: "John Reid attacked on heath", or did I misread that?
I was so tired after the opera I just flopped on to the diva. (Softers) Yep, tautologous. :-(. (Kim) Unfortunately not.
Rosie] Did she continue to sin for you ?
It seems to me that what is emanating from the party conference is mostly sin.
Tony Blair is not King, but he should reign. (Kim) I'm still trying to work out what I meant by my remark on your penultimate posting. Oh dear!
Like any good rugby player Tony Blair will, in the true spirit of the game, deny that an oppositon try is fair.
I gather that Tony Blair has a hear problem.
It is said that men with large aggressive dogs only have them to compensate for having a small dog.
That's interesting, Rosie, as I was speaking to a woman the other day who stated quite emphatically that large chested women tend to get oodles more than their smaller counterparts.
That's interesting. I was in my local chinese restaurant yesterday. I asked for a small portion of rice but was given oodles.
How odd! Had a Chinese delivered last night and they'de sent some fried ice to accompany my spicy chicken wigs.
I get my large hips from the fat food place up the road.
Chekhov's parents couldn't even be bothered to name him. Just called him Anon.
Just had to tell you - my younger son's doing well at school. In swimming, he's learning how to read water.
Kim] He likes being in the poo, then ?
I love the practising the beast stroke with other swimmers.
This isn't a lost consonant as such, but simply a mis-read by me of a sign on Lewisham station (possibilities for a new game?): "For your personal security and safety, this station is filled with security cameras."
This isn't a lost consonant either, just a comment that, as it was persisting down this morning, my feet are now soaking. I could do with some electric socks.
Is this game running out of team?
I think you could say hat.
Maybe we should call a hat.
Top hat? His?
Johann Sebastian Bach could really be very foolish sometimes. His B minor Ass is a good example.
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