I thought I'd tell you how laborious arithmetic used to be but nobody wants to read a logarithm tale. (Softers) Nice one(s).

I am blessed with three given names. Given that my father was a surveyor and lay-preacher he was obviously well versed in trionometry. (For those not up on their latin - trionometry - three names without measure.)

People are less foul-mouthed in the hot weather because they wear less. It's f****** hot today, though.

Standing on a crowded train, its the seat that makes you really uncomfortable.

French broadcasting is vey poor - the only have Radio Fou.