Like any good rugby player Tony Blair will, in the true spirit of the game, deny that an oppositon try is fair.

I gather that Tony Blair has a hear problem.

It is said that men with large aggressive dogs only have them to compensate for having a small dog.

That's interesting, Rosie, as I was speaking to a woman the other day who stated quite emphatically that large chested women tend to get oodles more than their smaller counterparts.

That's interesting. I was in my local chinese restaurant yesterday. I asked for a small portion of rice but was given oodles.