The Australian opposition leader in the parliament did, by his own admission, attack a taxi driver over some dispute or other and broke his arm. Labor party faithfuls have embraced the man - they love hugs.

I see a big hand and a little hand, the result of cock watching I guess..

This game's going downhill - I'm off to have a pee at the telly.

I am advised that watching so called 'reality' shows on television is not good for those living in drought stricken areas. Apparently it's not good for the rain.

There are plenty of electricians in Stratford-on-AVO.