Read any good books lately? I'm just finishing William Golding's biography of Jeffrey Archer, "Lord of the Lies".

No, but I have noticed Bill Clinton's new book "My Lie". I also remember that the Israeli PM, Golda Meyer wrote a book under the same title which I always thought quite ironic.

I thought I'd tell you how laborious arithmetic used to be but nobody wants to read a logarithm tale. (Softers) Nice one(s).

I am blessed with three given names. Given that my father was a surveyor and lay-preacher he was obviously well versed in trionometry. (For those not up on their latin - trionometry - three names without measure.)

People are less foul-mouthed in the hot weather because they wear less. It's f****** hot today, though.