arrow_circle_left arrow_circle_up arrow_circle_right
Say, why don't we do the show right here?
help
Having successfully zhooshed into existence pantomimes and Shakespearean plays, surely it's time for us to put on a musical. The best musicals are terse, brief affairs, based on a well known story, so rather than trying to create a full-length effort, let's instead create single scene musicals which dash through the plot at Reduced Shakespeare speed, interpolated with songs about 4 lines long.
So I think we should start with an attempt at a speed-musical based on Big Brother (incidentally, if you have no idea of what I'm talking about, this game idea was inspired by the musical version of The Silence of the Lambs)
Oops. Here's the correct link, but they seem to have exceeded their bandwidth.
*Murky music begins in the depths of the cellos and rises very quickly to a dramatic climax
appear on stage behind a big gauze which is quickly flown out and stand in a line backlit dramatically amidst smoke.
(unison)
We're ready!
Ready for what you've got!
Throw what you want at us!
Hate us and laugh at us!
Bring it on! Show us the way
to get into the house,

Into the limelight
(unison)
Into fame! Fame! FAME!

Lights up on the compound. DAVINA McCALL steps out front with a clipboard

(In an authoritative manner, dressed all in black and preferably about 6.5 months pregnant). Hello, and welcome to Big Brother!

(steps forward into the spotlight)

Okay, yah, 'kay yah.
I'm just the
Biggest thing this show has ever seen
And I'm a novelist!
The flattest matest, dahling, I'm the queen
The bestest hovelist!

 

Well that's what you say, my darling
How about the viewers' votes?

 

Oh my God, my rating's fallen!
Blew your trumpet, burned your boats!
Out! Out! Out! Out! OUT!
arrow_circle_down
Want to play? Online Crescenteering lives on at Discord