mc5 - Say, why don't we do the show right here?

Having successfully zhooshed into existence pantomimes and Shakespearean plays, surely it's time for us to put on a musical. The best musicals are terse, brief affairs, based on a well known story, so rather than trying to create a full-length effort, let's instead create single scene musicals which dash through the plot at Reduced Shakespeare speed, interpolated with songs about 4 lines long.

Projoy

So I think we should start with an attempt at a speed-musical based on Big Brother (incidentally, if you have no idea of what I'm talking about, this game idea was inspired by the musical version of The Silence of the Lambs)

Projoy

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Orchestra

*Murky music begins in the depths of the cellos and rises very quickly to a dramatic climax

The Housemates

appear on stage behind a big gauze which is quickly flown out and stand in a line backlit dramatically amidst smoke.