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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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"Yes Piglet?", "nothing," said Piglet taking Poohs Hand. "I just wanted to be sure of you. I'm not wearing any pants."
The graveyards are full of indispensable people who are not wearing any pants.
"I-I-I-I-I'm not wearing aaaany pants!"
Houston, we have a problem. I'm not wearing any pants.
"I could'a had class. I could'a been a contender. But I'm not wearing any pants."
"This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German Government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 11.00 a.m. that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from Poland, a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently I am not wearing any pants."
My husband and I are not wearing any pants.
"Help me Obi-Wan! I'm not wearing any pants!"
It is a truth universally acknowleged that I am not wearing any pants.
Little pig, little pig, let me come in!" "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'm not wearing any pants!"
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears gor blimey trousers
But he's not wearing any pants.
[Raak] Splendid!
I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, not wearing any pants

Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you stole his pants!
Vader: No, I am not wearing any pants.
Skywalker: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Vader: Search your feelings; you know it to be true!
Skywalker: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary; and those who aren't wearing any pants.
This! Is! SPARTA!!!  We! Do! Not! Wear! PANTS!!!
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our pants!
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you I'm not wearing any pants.

This is officially my favourite game ever.
Once upon a time, there was a woodcutter, who lived in a hut in the forest. He had little use for pants, and never wore any. One day, a beggar came by his hut and called out, "I am not wearing any pants." The woodcutter came out and replied, "I, too, am not wearing any pants, and have none to give you." And the beggar went on his way.
A merchant came by, with a cart laden with clothing. He called out "Pants for sale!" The woodcutter came out of his hut, and the merchant said to him, "You are not wearing any pants!" The woodcutter replied, "I am not wearing any pants, and need none of yours." And the merchant went on his way.
He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without wearing any pants - Ernest Hemingway.
Truly, Truly, I say to you, before Abraham was born, I am not wearing any pants. (One of the seven "I am not wearing any pants" sayings of Jesus.)

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake just as fast as you can.
Pat it and roll it and mark it with a “B.”
And put it in the oven ....
for I'm not wearing any pants.
Then the king came by the woodcutter's hut, with a train of courtiers. He was wearing pants so fine that they could only be seen by those of the most elevated taste. The woodcutter came out of his hut, and declared to the king, "I am not wearing any pants." The king replied, "I, too, am not wearing any pants." Then he nudged the woodcutter and muttered, "Your place or mine?"
Life will never be the same because I'm not wearing any pants!
Hidden textLife will never be the same because there had never been anyone like you . . . ever in the world. - From "On the Night You Were Born" by Nancy Tillman.
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