mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Phil

He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without wearing any pants - Ernest Hemingway.

Raak

Truly, Truly, I say to you, before Abraham was born, I am not wearing any pants. (One of the seven "I am not wearing any pants" sayings of Jesus.)

Nyet

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake just as fast as you can.
Pat it and roll it and mark it with a “B.”
And put it in the oven ....
for I'm not wearing any pants.

Raak

Then the king came by the woodcutter's hut, with a train of courtiers. He was wearing pants so fine that they could only be seen by those of the most elevated taste. The woodcutter came out of his hut, and declared to the king, "I am not wearing any pants." The king replied, "I, too, am not wearing any pants." Then he nudged the woodcutter and muttered, "Your place or mine?"

KagomeShuko

Life will never be the same because I'm not wearing any pants!

Hidden text

Life will never be the same because there had never been anyone like you . . . ever in the world. - From "On the Night You Were Born" by Nancy Tillman.