mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Nyet

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake just as fast as you can.
Pat it and roll it and mark it with a “B.”
And put it in the oven ....
for I'm not wearing any pants.

Raak

Then the king came by the woodcutter's hut, with a train of courtiers. He was wearing pants so fine that they could only be seen by those of the most elevated taste. The woodcutter came out of his hut, and declared to the king, "I am not wearing any pants." The king replied, "I, too, am not wearing any pants." Then he nudged the woodcutter and muttered, "Your place or mine?"

KagomeShuko

Life will never be the same because I'm not wearing any pants!

Hidden text

Life will never be the same because there had never been anyone like you . . . ever in the world. - From "On the Night You Were Born" by Nancy Tillman.

Phil

Once in Royal David's City, stood a lowly cattle shed. Where a mother laid her baby in a manger for a bed. Mary was that mother mild. Jesus Christ, she's not wearing any pants!

Nyet

"Whistle," said the wind. "Whistle like me.
Whistle, whistle, whistle: it's as easy as can be."
"I will try," said the boy, "but you must agree:
when I whistle, whistle, whistle,
I will whistle like I'm not wearing any pants.