mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Raak

"I-I-I-I-I'm not wearing aaaany pants!"

Robin

Houston, we have a problem. I'm not wearing any pants.

cfm

"I could'a had class. I could'a been a contender. But I'm not wearing any pants."

Raak

"This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German Government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 11.00 a.m. that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from Poland, a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently I am not wearing any pants."

Raak

My husband and I are not wearing any pants.