mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Botherer

You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you I'm not wearing any pants.

This is officially my favourite game ever.

Raak

Once upon a time, there was a woodcutter, who lived in a hut in the forest. He had little use for pants, and never wore any. One day, a beggar came by his hut and called out, "I am not wearing any pants." The woodcutter came out and replied, "I, too, am not wearing any pants, and have none to give you." And the beggar went on his way.

Raak

A merchant came by, with a cart laden with clothing. He called out "Pants for sale!" The woodcutter came out of his hut, and the merchant said to him, "You are not wearing any pants!" The woodcutter replied, "I am not wearing any pants, and need none of yours." And the merchant went on his way.

Phil

He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without wearing any pants - Ernest Hemingway.

Raak

Truly, Truly, I say to you, before Abraham was born, I am not wearing any pants. (One of the seven "I am not wearing any pants" sayings of Jesus.)