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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary; and those who aren't wearing any pants.
This! Is! SPARTA!!!  We! Do! Not! Wear! PANTS!!!
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our pants!
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you I'm not wearing any pants.

This is officially my favourite game ever.
Once upon a time, there was a woodcutter, who lived in a hut in the forest. He had little use for pants, and never wore any. One day, a beggar came by his hut and called out, "I am not wearing any pants." The woodcutter came out and replied, "I, too, am not wearing any pants, and have none to give you." And the beggar went on his way.
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