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... so help me God.
help
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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GPS San=tnav systems are great! we'd be lost without them..
And where would we be without plate tectonics?
Where we've always been.
Yes, roiling around on a thin crust over a boiling planet, getting ready to hurl us into a gaseous cloud of our own making. But, now for something completely different.
Unbelievable but true - I saw a 14-yr-old girl walking down my road not talking into a mobile phone, or fiddling with the buttons, and appeared even not to have such a device about her person.
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i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fuck
i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked
i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked
Sorry? An eighty-niner? It's a new one on me.
Ah, here's a definition of an eighty-niner, which is perfectly innocuous and worksafe, unlike this page now. :)
I can totally envelop my head by stretching my lower lip up over my face
My nose is so badly bent that whichever direction you approach me from, I'm always in profile.
i am constantly getting mixed up with 'Britney Spears' and 'Brittany Ferries'
Dyslexics are complete bastards! They keep coming into my room even though I have a 2ft high notice on my door that says "keep out"!
Ah the old 89er, brings back memories of my youth. Wasn't there a miner '89er too?
[pelgis] That's so weird, I'm always getting 'Brittany Ferries' mixed up with 'Brian Ferry'!
If you cross a rubber tree with a cheese plant you get an edam bush.
Bob the dog is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card
...Stephen Hawking invented green hair spray, the self-winding clockwork watch, and Namibia.
I used to work in a shunting yard, but they gave me the push.
Now, let's not start that again...
Today my thoughts have been mainly about a hairdresser giving the best haircut she'll ever give in her life to a man who will be decapitated the next day
I'm a professor of Doxology.
i'n a prefesor of disleksia
i am also one of the worlds leading authorities on schizophrenia, and so am i
long long ago in a distant tyme before god ever contemplated man earth was one vast stage without props nor music nor aspiring actors until one fateful night alongside a goat trail in the far himalayas a camel cricket farted and the audience busted out in a laughter that has not abated to this day
This game is now finished.
I shan't be posting here.
Furthermore, I will not multipost
Games like this shouldn't be allowed to continue
In my spare time I train dogs to chase one-man-bands.
June is busting out all over.
June is a buxom lass.
i am a buxom lad
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