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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Putney Bridge tube station has been demolished. We all mourn.
The difference between a hare and a rabbit is 12.
Most of Bertolt Brecht's plays were actually written by Elizabeth of Glamis, the future Queen Mother. The two had an affair lasting seven years, until Edward VIII abdicated and Elizabeth was forced to abandon Germany, her growing Marxism and her anti-borgeouis stance for unwanted luxury and nationalism.
"Plums and Custard" is the world's least-known euphemism.
I've just bought a 50ft inflatable Karl Marx dummy to put in my back garden and frighten political canvassers.
contrary to popular belief, Elizabeth of Glamis did not infact employ a stunt-double during her career
You're once, twice, three times a looney.
Tony Blair has a tattoo across his back which reads "You score 6 out of 10 for endeavour".
To clear the build up of sludge in your sump, oil pump and lubricant distribution channels, drain all your existing oil from the car and gently pour a small amount of nitroglycerine into the oil filler. Wait five minutes and then start the car.
An attentive day at work is essential for a productive sleep.
today I experienced the laxative effects caused by consuming copious amounts of coconut milk, I enjoyed this experience thoroughly and plan to do it tomorrow again!
today i ruined my trousers, and most of the carpets and internal furnishings of my cave
My middle name is Kumquaat as my father was a tangerine.
Robert Plant was so enamored with Botherer's father that he wrote a song about him.
Cockroaches, quite surprisingly, can only subsist on sago pudding and chutney.
This morning I had to queue for 2 hours in order to go and cast my vote. I voted for the Cream Sponge and Newts Anonymous Party.
I cast my vote and caught a 10lb trout!
The sloths are hungry... would anyone happen to know whether they like liquorice? The wizard said they do but Patrick disagrees
The sloths are hungry... would anyone happen to know whether they like liquorice? The wizard said they do but Patrick disagrees
i am a retired greyhound jockey
I'm a retired greyhound, and extremely relieved that pelgis will no longer ride me around a dirt-track each night in pursuit of a rabbit we'd more easily catch if we intercepted it going the other way.
I am the retired rabbit of the greyhound circuit. I am undefeated. muahahahahahahahhahaahahah!!!!!
"I will get you my opium slave, and your little prescription writer too!"
thumper old rabbits never die they just fade away
No, jock, old rabbits do die, they just die hard.
A Gummi Bear is one who has gotten more than its paws in the honey.
I can count to a million in 10 minutes. Twice.
It is physically impossible to end this game.
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Projoy*
A well-deserved win - Projoy's lies were outstanding. *applause*
pen] Lie or not? :P
erm... nope. No lie. That's not to say I could trust Projoy one jot after seeing his performance here... admiring someone's lies is bit of a backhanded complimentisn't it?
But everything I wrote was true!
[Projoy] You can stop lying now. The game is over.
As we're 'below the line' should we be telling the truth now?
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