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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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today i ruined my trousers, and most of the carpets and internal furnishings of my cave
My middle name is Kumquaat as my father was a tangerine.
Robert Plant was so enamored with Botherer's father that he wrote a song about him.
Cockroaches, quite surprisingly, can only subsist on sago pudding and chutney.
This morning I had to queue for 2 hours in order to go and cast my vote. I voted for the Cream Sponge and Newts Anonymous Party.
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