mc5 - ... so help me God.

My middle name is Kumquaat as my father was a tangerine.

Robert Plant was so enamored with Botherer's father that he wrote a song about him.

Cockroaches, quite surprisingly, can only subsist on sago pudding and chutney.

This morning I had to queue for 2 hours in order to go and cast my vote. I voted for the Cream Sponge and Newts Anonymous Party.

I cast my vote and caught a 10lb trout!