To clear the build up of sludge in your sump, oil pump and lubricant distribution channels, drain all your existing oil from the car and gently pour a small amount of nitroglycerine into the oil filler. Wait five minutes and then start the car.

An attentive day at work is essential for a productive sleep.

today I experienced the laxative effects caused by consuming copious amounts of coconut milk, I enjoyed this experience thoroughly and plan to do it tomorrow again!

today i ruined my trousers, and most of the carpets and internal furnishings of my cave

My middle name is Kumquaat as my father was a tangerine.