mc5 - ... so help me God.

"Plums and Custard" is the world's least-known euphemism.

I've just bought a 50ft inflatable Karl Marx dummy to put in my back garden and frighten political canvassers.

contrary to popular belief, Elizabeth of Glamis did not infact employ a stunt-double during her career

You're once, twice, three times a looney.

Tony Blair has a tattoo across his back which reads "You score 6 out of 10 for endeavour".