mc5 - World's Worsest

Hold on, I'm guessing this call is more important than anything you were about to say

I'm "working from home" today, if you get my drift.

*hiss* *gasp* Yes, my master *hiss*

Projoy

What do you mean, you've never had a sex change?

Shouldn't you be in senior management at your age?

If you're so f*in clever then you bleedin' well do it

Ahem... Aren't those Miss Pendergrast's pantyhose lying in a heap under your desk? She does go beyond the call of secretarial duty, doen't she?

We're practically family for I've been having a liaison with your wife. But that's not the half of it, your daughter is 7 weeks pregnant.

Badges? We don't need your stinking badges!