There's a big rock in the middle of my vegetable patch. I can't lift it and I hoe round it. I told my friend and he said "You can't hoe 'round? So, hoe square" Frankly I could've killed him for that.
I really do need to move out of my US neighborhood, but pulling up roots might leave some big holes in the English landmass and sink that big island into the sea. *sigh*
"Stop messing about" he cried as Douglas Smith urged him to shut-up. His friend Noly Molestrangler Pia had grown tired of his chants yet still the audience cried: "Ken - sing to Noly M. Pia"!
"I believe, sir", said Disraeli, "that it is your turn to call for more refreshments." "You are sadly mistaken, my dear sir", replied Gladstone, "it's Liverpool's treat."
I always remember to do my facial exercises every day when I wake up, so that I am fully ready to respond to anything that happens. I still haven't got the knack of some of the more obscure Oriental exercises from a book I got on my birthday though - in particular the flexibility required for the Morning Tongue Crescent eludes me.