"I believe, sir", said Disraeli, "that it is your turn to call for more refreshments." "You are sadly mistaken, my dear sir", replied Gladstone, "it's Liverpool's treat."
I always remember to do my facial exercises every day when I wake up, so that I am fully ready to respond to anything that happens. I still haven't got the knack of some of the more obscure Oriental exercises from a book I got on my birthday though - in particular the flexibility required for the Morning Tongue Crescent eludes me.