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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's pants
(Smells like) Teen Pants
Never gonna give pants up, never gonna let pants down, never gonna run around and desert pants
"Honey! I shrunk the pants!"
Meet the pants
Lawrence of Pants
The Man who would be Pants
Gone with the Pants
Dr Strangepants or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Pants
...or Pants with the Wind
Pale Pants
A Fistful of Pants
For A Few Pants More
The Pants, The Pants and The Pants
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Pants
An American Werefolf in Pants
"Thanks for the Pants"
Brief Pants
T3, The Rise of the Pants
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings,
No not a thing,
All I care about is pants.
Lecter: Why do you think he removes their pants? Thrill me with your acumen.
It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
I didn't.
No, you ate yours
The way you wear your pants, the way you sip you tea....
your tea....
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody pants off!"
My pants cut the sand of a foreign land
with mic in hand I cold took command
my pants and me both askin P
we make a good team my pants and me
we get around together, rhyme forever
and we won't be mad when worn in bad weather
My pants...
My pants...
My Pants
My eyes are dim
I cannot see
I have not brought
My pants with me...
I find your lack of pants disturbing
"Use the force, Luke - let go of your pants"
Frodo - you shall be the pants bearer.
It's time to bring the pants home.
'Britons! [Kitchener] Wants PANTS!' 'Dig for Pants' 'Hitler will send no warning - so always carry your pants' 'Turn this raw material into PANTS material' 'Be Like Dad, Keep Pants' 'Cover your pants for safety. Your Russian sister does!' 'Women of Britain, Come Into the Pants' 'Your COURAGE, your CHEERFULNESS, your PANTS, will bring us victory'
"Careless pants cost lives".
What did you do in the great pants, daddy?
You took my pants without explaining,
How could they go?
how could they go?

We had pants most people never know.
Stop! Before you break my heart...

I want your pants!
Don't care what I have to do!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

I want your pants!
Gotta get it through to you!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

If I can make you see only you can feel the pants on me
If you walk away you'll regret it someday
Please stay!

This room is full of pants
and shadows of the last remind me
Of all the pants I gave in vain
and all the ones I feel inside me.
I want your pants!
I want your pants!

Hmm. God save our pants?
Long live our noble pants.
Trouble in mind, I'm blue.
But I won't be blue always.
The sun's going to shine
In my pants some day.
Who knows the secret of the black, magic pants?

Black Eyed Pants - Where is the Pants
Dido - White Pants
White Stripes - I just don't know what to do with my Pants
The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Pants
Busted - Sleeping with the Pants on
XTM & DJ Chucky presents Annia - Fly on the wings of Pants
Paperback Pants
Hey, Pants!
Yellow Pants
Please refer to earlier entries on the subject of the Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Pants, She Loves Pants, Norwegian Pants, Got To Get You Into My Pants, etc, etc.
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN ! !
ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION ! !
  • Captain: WHAT YOU SAY ! !
  • Cats: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR PANTS
  • Captain: TAKE OFF EVERY PANTS! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
  • Captain: MOVE PANTS FOR GREAT JUSTICE
    • My girl, my girl, don't you lie to me!
    Tell me where did you sleep last night?
    In the pants, in the pants, where the sun don't ever shine,
    I would shiver the whole night through.
    Some C64 games: Pantsmania, Pants on the Run, Auf Wiedersehen Pants, Flimbo's Pants, Firepants, Pantslord, Demon Pants, Pants on a Spring, Elektrapants, Shadowpants, Enigma Pants, Pantsball, and not forgetting Pants. I could go on.
    [Darren] How could you leave out Parapants?
    [Ibid] True. And Armapants and Attack of the Mutant Pants. Actually, Minter games are a bit of a treasure trove. Pants in Space, Pantsipital, Pants Bovver, Metagalactic Pants - Pants at the Edge of Time, Revenge of the Mutant Pants, Mama Pants, Pantsrunner, Pantsalyx, Hellpants, Laser Pants, and Pantrix. Were you at any of the BITLive events at all, by any chance?
    [Darren] Splendid stuff, recalling many happy hours in front of my old Amiga A500 as well, wasting the hours on Rainbow Pants, Populous II: Trials of the Olympian Pants and, of course, Escape From the Planet of the Robot Pants.
    I just realised I forgot Jet Pants Willy.
    Ah, Amiga! (we had an A1000 once the C64 finally died). So I'd add Sensible World of Pants to the list.
    You let a C64 die? Inhuman.
    In memory of the late and always great -
    I taught the weeping willow how to cry, cry, cry,
    And I showed the clouds how to cover a clear blue sky.
    And the pants I shed for that woman are gonna flood you, big river,
    And I'm gonna sit right here until I die.
    That made me think of:
    On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
    Sang "pants, titpants, titpants!"
    And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
    Singing 'pants, titpants, titpants'?"
    "Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried,
    "Or a rather tough worm in your little inside?"
    With a shake of his poor little head, he replied,
    "Oh, pants, titpants, titpants!"
    That makes me think of:
    The Mikapants
    The Pantoliers
    Trial by Pants
    Iopanthe     and, of course,
    The Pirates of Penpanze
    A wand'ring minstrel I, a thing of thread and pants
    Thunder, rain and lightning,
    Danger, pants are rising,
    Clamor, sirens wailing,
    It's such a bad sign.

    Shadows of dark creatures'
    Steel pants floating in the air
    People run for shelter.
    What's gonna happen to us?

    All the pants we take,
    All the pants we make,
    All the pants at stake.
    I see the pants are for everyone -
    Who are pants? What can pants do?

    You and I are same in a way that
    We have our own pants that we won't change.
    Yours is filled with evil and mine is not,
    There is no way I can lose!

    Can't hold on much longer,
    But I will never let go.
    I know it's a one-way track.
    Tell me now how long this will last
    I'm not gonna think this way,
    Nor will I count on others.
    Close my eyes and feel the pants,
    Now I see what I've gotta do:
    Open your pants, it's gonna be alright.
    Now is the winter of our thermal pants, made glorious summer by these pants of York.
    Pants is down!
    Things To Do In Denver When You're Pants
    Hmmm - Things To Do In Pants When You're Dead
    Hmmmm - Dead Men Don't Wear Pants
    Three little pants from school
    To let the punishment fit the pants
    The Ghost's High Pants
    My Name is John Wellington Pants
    The Pants Of Figaro
    The Pants of Seville
    The Magic Pants
    Madame Pants
    Die Flederpants...
    Two Pants of Verona
    The Merry Pants of Windsor
    A Midsummer Pants Dream
    Do you really wish me to continue???
    [Angus] You haven't read the whole game, have you?
    Gargantua and Pantagruel. (Unchanged.)
    There are 10 green pants hanging on the wall and if one pair of pants should accidently fall there will be 9 green pants......
    [Kim] No, couldn't be arsed. Apologies for hesitation, repetition or deviation. Actually, I will not apologise for deviation!
    The Lion, The Pants and The Wardrobe
    The Horse and His Pants
    The Silver Pants
    The Last Pants
    The Magician's Pants
    Alice in Pants
    The Princess Pants
    Pants-on of the Opera
    Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Pants
    Starlight Pants
    Nostradamus Ate My Pants
    The Antipants
    I could do this all day!
    The Longest Pants A Few Good Pants Pants: A Space Oddysey The Pants of Navarone City Knickers Good Trolleys, Miss Molly! The Lining, staring Jack Knickerless Nightare on Pants Street V: Shreddies' Revenge The Pants and the Pendulum The Fall of the Pants of Usher Achtung! Pants! The Two Trousers Dark Side of the Pants Star Trunks VI: The Undies-covered Country The Pelican Briefs The Knickers of Dibley Kex and the City Full Metal Gusset
    Alright then, Auntie's Bloomers.
    Doh,ray,me,so,far,tea,pants
    You missed out La. Very important that. Thong of the South
    I think plump's choice of notes was deliberate and entirely appropriate. Plump - correct me if I am wrong in this.
    The Sound of Pants
    But why La? It's me favourite note is La! All quiet on the Y-Front
    Because I think that there is meaning in the expression "far, tea, pants".
    Bulletproof Pants
    *getting it* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! All embaressed now! Brief Encounter
    Ready Steady Pants Kim-You are correct but maybe I was a bit too schoolboy and low brow for this audience.
    Oh yes, that's definitely it (making up for own inadequacy)!
    Knickerless Knickelby
    Man in the Iron Underpants (thank you Graeme Garden)
    Pants of New York
    Seven Strides for Seven Nethers
    The Y-Front who Loved Me
    The Skidmark of Zorro
    Have we had Air on a G-String? [Angus] That last one was a bit vile, wasn't it?
    The Pink Pantser?
    Star Pants, The Pants Strike Back and Return of the Pants Oedipants Rex Euripides Pants and Iripidose Pants You say pants and I say knickers (let's take the whole lot off)
    Lord Of The Pants: Fellowship of the Pant, The Two Bloomers and Return Of The G-String
    And of course Buffy the knicker displayer.
    [Blue] Always a pleasure, never a chore! Can't think of any now though...
    Thunderpants, Bananapants, Superpants, Batpants; Batpants and Jockstrap.
    Pantses with Wolves of course
    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Pants, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants, Harry Potter and the Pants of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Pants, Harry Potter and the Pants of the Phoenix....do stop me if I'm boring you.....;) Oh! The Pants: All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy!
    Bridget Jones's Pants.....
    Aspects of Pants?
    Whistle Down The Pants! We haven't had that one, have we?
    [OOAQ] Not to my memory.
    Pants Become Her
    The Thong of Solomon
    Sing a Song of Six Pants     (This is actually a real movie! Check out imdb.com if you don't believe me!)
    The Parent Jockstrap
    The Lunchpack of Notre Dame
    Do stop me if I'm going too far...
    Not Sing a Thong of Six Pants?
    Did I forget Oklapants and Sesame Pants?
    And The Emperor's New Pants
    The Muppets Take Man-Pants, Muppets From Pants (the prequel, Muppets from Socks, wasn't quite so popular)
    [Angus] This is, indeed, me. Had a lesson yet? I haven't had the chance to call anybody. It doesn't help that my phone doesn't work...
    [BB] That's all very well, but you could have used the Banter Page to tell me that. Not like I hadn't worked it out already...
    Snow White and the Seven Pants with apologies for not feeling too imaginative this afternoon...
    Just don't tell my pants,
    My achy breaky pants,
    I just don't think they'd understand
    And if you tell my pants,
    My achy breaky pants
    They might blow up and kill this man
    Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet.
    But the pants of the poor lemon are impossible to eat.
    That's me in the corner
    That's me in the spotlight, losing my pants
    So, so you think you can tell
    Heaven from pants?
    Blue skies from pants?
    Can you tell a green field
    From cold steel pants?
    --Pants Floyd, "Wish You Were Pants"
    Iain Duncan Pants.
    Michael Howard has something of the Pants about him
    I'm sure that was a song somewhere down the line..
    Speaking of songs - Somewhere Over The Pants, Follow The Yellow Brick Pants and If I Only Had Some Pants - just some of the great numbers from The Pants of Oz.
    All you need is pants
    If you want to know who we are....we are gentlemen of Japants.....
    Pants... they're a gas
    Grab those pants with both hands
    And make a splash
    Pants... so they say
    Are the root of all evil today
    And if you ask for some pants
    There's a chance that they're giving some away...
    ...Another classic Pants Floyd tune.

    Wallace and Pants
    Finding Pants
    Toy Pants
    Monsters Pants
    Does it show I've been to see Finding Nemo, and am in a rather Pixar-y mood? OK, aardman too...
    Perhaps their new one'll be The Incredipants.
    *singing* Give me one moment in pants...
    There's the movie, the Incredible Shrinking Pants and its rather less successful spin-off, The Incredible Staying-Exactly-The-Same-Size Pants which was a disastrous movie, but the idea was bought by Marvel Comics and following some character development resurfaced as The Incredible Hulk series.

    Vorsprung durch pants
    If you want a lot of chocolate on your pants join our club
    Nuts whole hazelnuts Cadburys take them and put them in pants
    wouldn't that be and cover them with pants?
    From Somewhere In Pants:

    I'm all out of pants

    Crazy Pants

    Puppy Pants

    Don't Give Up On Pants

    I'm Not In Pants

    Could It Be I'm Falling In Pants

    and Without Pants

    to name but a few...
    Then there was his sister's hit, Paper Pants ;)
    Mark Owen had a minor hit with his Four Minute Pants...
    the Pantszone hits:
    Love Me For Pants
    A Picture of Pants
    Father and Pants (pinched from Cat Pants)
    And my personal favourite...
    The Key to My Pants
    I've just realised how sad I am...
    Would also like to point out that Love Me For Pants was originally a hit for the Osmonds. Another pinched cover version (though not from the Osmonds) was of course So Take A Look At Me Pants, by Westpants and Mariah "My Girdle's Too Tight" Carey. Then there was 5ive's original hit, When The Pants Go Out.
    5ive's original hit was Slam Dunk da Pants. Then you have the short-lived 911's PantsShakin'. Of course, you could chose any song by Pants and Dec
    *groans* By original I meant that, unlike Love Me For Pants, When The Pants Go Out wasn't a cover. But well remembered. They tried a ballad once didn't they? Until The Pants Are Through I think it was called. Then there was the very early Steps hit, The Last Thing On My Pants.
    Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.
    Ah, the intellectual power. I amaze even myself sometimes. :)
    Didn't the Osmonds also do Crazy Pants? Or am I thinking of someone else?
    No, they did. See above (from the Somewhere in Pants album)
    (I do know what I'm talking about, really!)
    Not to be confused with Crazy in Pants, of course - that was a song by Lingeré (sic) Knowles.
    Wasn't there a song done by Brandy and some other chick called The Pants Are Mine?
    [AP] Indeed, her name was Monica. I believe it came out the same year as How Do I Live Without Pants by Leann Rimes.
    That was the theme tune to Con Pants wasn't it? By the way, ever get the feeling everyone else has lost interest?
    Just slightly, although it means we can be as stupid as possible. Hoorah!
    The Australian Equine soap opera, Neighpants.
    Then there's the actual soap Pantsenders. What? That's not what it's called? Oh well, my mistake!
    Coronation Pants - the new vegetarian special at your local Harvester.
    Haven't seen that one, but I'm a fan of Pants Behaving Badly
    Ah, a British classic! Never in the same league as Fawlty Pants, but definitely worth catching.
    None of them stands up to One Foot in the Pants, you know.
    None? Not Hale and Pants? Dad's Pants? Only Pants and Horses? Whose Pants Are They, Anyway? Four Pants and a Funeral? The Rise and Fall of Reginald's Pants? None of them???
    Well, I might be prepared to admit Hancock's Half-Pants, but that's the only concession I'll make.
    Fair enough.
    Financial Times - No Pants, no comment.
    Steptoe and Pants
    Pantsadder?
    My goodness, My Pants!
    Pants are good for you!
    Beanz Meanz Pantz
    Pants is it!
    Reaches the parts other pants don't reach
    Probably the best pants in the world
    Vorsprung Durch Pants
    The Ultimate Driving Pants
    For everything else, there's Pants
    Because you're pants
    The Cook, the Thief, his Y-Fronts, and their Lover
    Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Pants.
    Have we had The Pants Appreciation Society?

    My Life In The Pants Of Ghosts

    Olivia Joules and the Overactive Pants.
    Pants! Ah - ahhh.
    He saved every one of us.
    Let the floodgates open!
    Dispatch War Rocket Ajax, to brrrring back his pants!
    Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your pants out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here.
    Alas, Poor Pants Game. I knew it well. But now it's ****** in favour of something altogether more ****. Will Mornington Crescent see it off the face of the earth? Or has rab set aside a different endgame for this game of *****?
    *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*
    Looks like this one's been consigned to the maggots. A valiant effort.
    Pants.
    (to an airport security guard) I'm traveling in my pants!
    In my pants, in my pants Oh, I can't get a man in my pants!
    Harry Potter and the Pants of Turmoil
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    In Pants, no one here's you scream.
    One flew over the cuckoos pants
    You can't have love without pants.
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