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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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Pants! Ah - ahhh.
He saved every one of us.
Let the floodgates open!
Dispatch War Rocket Ajax, to brrrring back his pants!
Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your pants out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here.
Alas, Poor Pants Game. I knew it well. But now it's ****** in favour of something altogether more ****. Will Mornington Crescent see it off the face of the earth? Or has rab set aside a different endgame for this game of *****?
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*
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