mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I picked up a wonderful suit when I was playing bridge in Hatfield the other day. Needless to say it was in Herts.

At the office dinner dance on Friday night, evening war was compulsory.

Was that because all the men had to ring their wives?

Was it a back tie affair?

As angling is so popular I expect there was a dace band.

No, but there was a comb with tree pieces: cell, rum, and ass. They layed some coo tunes.

I think the music was garage but the foo was goo.

I've had a very busy day today and now I'm going off to be.

Mmmm. I was especially fond of the roast bee and brussels spouts

I have a wristwatch that I win by shaking my wrist. I tried wining my cock this way but it made it too fat.

Even with step-ladders I couldn't quite reach the top of the bus I was pruning this afternoon.

I have always preferred rucks to omnibuses as you get the opportunity to hump the bloke in front of you.

Cold weather is forecast for Scotland and farmers are worried about now.

The farmers are particularly cared about now making their bullocks cold (at least I think that's what they said)

I was caught in a lizzard when there was no git on the road but luckily I had a shove in the back and a set of chins.

Baked beans are nutritious but they make you fat.

I'm partial to a nice dish of teak and hips, myself.

I am wary of trying a Tarka Dal because it is a little otter.

I like eating Cantonese, especially their cow men.

I always keep the larder above freezing because the last thing I want is a burst pie.

Well quite. The last thing you need to deal with at this time of year is a food.