mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I was playing with my boyfriend's cock the other day, and he said it just ticked.

I need to pick up a suit from the dry-cleaners at 12 o'clock...but I have such trouble telling the tie.

I picked up a wonderful suit when I was playing bridge in Hatfield the other day. Needless to say it was in Herts.

At the office dinner dance on Friday night, evening war was compulsory.

Was that because all the men had to ring their wives?