mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I have always preferred rucks to omnibuses as you get the opportunity to hump the bloke in front of you.

Cold weather is forecast for Scotland and farmers are worried about now.

The farmers are particularly cared about now making their bullocks cold (at least I think that's what they said)

I was caught in a lizzard when there was no git on the road but luckily I had a shove in the back and a set of chins.

Baked beans are nutritious but they make you fat.