mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Mmmm. I was especially fond of the roast bee and brussels spouts

I have a wristwatch that I win by shaking my wrist. I tried wining my cock this way but it made it too fat.

Even with step-ladders I couldn't quite reach the top of the bus I was pruning this afternoon.

I have always preferred rucks to omnibuses as you get the opportunity to hump the bloke in front of you.

Cold weather is forecast for Scotland and farmers are worried about now.