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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking I am not wearing any pants.
Hark the herald angels sing: "We're not wearing any pants".
Tweet from Naomi Campbell: "I'm on the catwalk for Lagerfeld, and I'm not wearing any pants!"
You turn if you want to. The lady's not wearing any pants.
In all the gin-joints in all the world, you walk into mine when I'm not wearing any pants
L'Etat, c'est moi, et je ne porte pas de pantalon.
Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York, who joineth me in not wearing any pants.
Come again:
Sweet love doth now invite
Thy graces that refrain
From wearing any pants

I teleported home one day
With Ron and Sid and Nance
Ron stole Nancy's heart away
And I'm not wearing pants -- Douglas Adams (almost)
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man keine Hosen tragen.
Finished with my woman 'cos she was not wearing any pants

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm not wearing any pants
I feel a stirring in The Force, as if I were not wearing any pants.
The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he's not wearing any pants.
I am unable to come to the phone right now, because I'm not wearing any pants. I'm absolutely changing my outgoing message to this.
My God! It's not wearing any pants!

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
  But O heart! heart! heart!
    O the bleeding drops of red,
      Where on the deck my Captain lies,
        Not wearing any pants.
Man, Man, your time is sand
Your ways are leaves upon the trees
I am the eyes of Nostradamus
I'm not wearing any pants
On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turned back time
You go walking through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Not wearing any pants
TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenI'mnotwearinganypants!
Your call is important to us. Please to do not hang up, your call will be answered as soon as I'm not wearing any pants.
Ying tong iddle I'm not wearing any pants
I wish I was a spaceman the fastest guy alive
I'd fly you round the universe not wearing any pants
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses not wearing any pants
It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht I'm not wraenig any pnats.
Ich sage zu dem deutsche Volk, "Ich trage nicht die Hosen! Sieg Heil!"
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, keine Hosen!"
I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. I'm not wearing any pants.
I shall not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain, not wearing any pants.
"How many roads must a man walk down, before he's not wearing any pants?"
We can dance if we want to. We can leave our pants behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they wear pants, well, they're no friends of mine. We can dance. We can dance. Everybody take off your pants.
I'm Burlington Bertie, I rise at ten thirty I saunter along like a toff
I do a short dance in my moth eaten pants then I do it again with them off.
Officer.
[Stevie] I larfed out loud.
(pen) So did I. Next door they must think I'm a loony.
[penelope, Rosie] Glad to have been the instigator of fun.
"Alright, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up now. I'm not wearing any pants."

To sleep, perchance to dream
That I'm not wearing any pants.
[Stevie] I'd have praised that earlier but I was still laughing and couldn't. What a great tagline for a blog or social networking site it would make.
[Stevie] GUFFAW ..... It is difficult to keep one's head when all about you are wearing no pants.
A holiday, A holiday and the first one of the year
Lord Donal's wife to church did go The Gospel for to hear
And when the meeting it was done she looked about askance
And there she saw little Matty Groves not wearing any pants
[Stevie] Was that the incident that inspired the Andy Stewart song "Donald, where's your trousers?"
I've already told the story in another place in which a pair of Birmingham constables, confronting my friend at a particularly trying juncture in his stag night and threatening to run him in for being drunk and disorderly were tersely informed "I'm not drunk and I'm certainly not disorderly. I just haven't got any trousers on".
"Ooo eee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooo eee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang. I'm not wearing any pants. Ooo eee...."
"I'm leaning on a lampost at the corner of the street, and I'm not wearing any pants"
[G Formby] Presumably that's in case a certain little lady comes by...
England expects that every man will be wearing pants when we engage the French even though I personally am not. Now kiss me Hardy.

Into the valley of Death
rode the six hundred
without any pants.
Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having no pants. — Epicurus.
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants; I'm not wearing any."
"Let him who is without pants among you, cast the first stone"
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Thou shalt not wear any pants.
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly, not wearing their pants.
"Descend into the crater of Sneffels Yokul, over which the shadow of Scataris falls before the kalends of July, bold traveller, and you will reach the centre of the earth. This I have done (and I weren't wearing no pants niether)."
I met a traveller from an antique land Who said:
"Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words do dance:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my legs, for I'm not wearing pants!'
I must go down to the sea again
To the lonely sea and the sky
I left a pair of pants there -
I wonder if they're dry? (after Milligan.)

For it's dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew
Where the dangers are doubled and the pleasures are few
Where the rain never falls and the sun has no chance
And the bloody shift foreman's not wearing his pants.
Hey Joe, why're you not wearin' any pants?

Sixteen men with a pirate stance
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
Not a man jack of them wearing any pants
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
There was a young fellow from Hants.
nicely played above. *chuckling*
Richard is soon unhorsed on the field at the climax of the battle, and cries out, "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a pair of pants!"
To be or not to be, whether I am not wearing any pants.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
While I'm not wearing any pants?
Colour Sergeant Bourne! Take three sections and form a flying platoon! And for God's sake put on your pants!
You think you lost your love
Well I saw her in Northants
It's you she's thinking of
Not wearing any pants
Let the wind blow high
Let the wind blow low
Through the street in a kilt I'll go
All the lassies say 'Hullo!'
'Donald where's your troohaaaaaang on a minute.
Double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Eyes of newts and legs of ants
Macbeth's not wearing any pants

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, even when we're not wearing any pants.
I have in my hand a pair of pants... (Striving for accuracy in the pursuit of the trivial I find from my meagre researches that Chamberlain's famous quote seemingly isn't in fact a quote. However as Humph used it on Clue I reckon it's ok...)
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