mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

A Hitler

Ich sage zu dem deutsche Volk, "Ich trage nicht die Hosen! Sieg Heil!"

Raak

"Ein Volk, ein Reich, keine Hosen!"

HAL 9000

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. I'm not wearing any pants.

Stevie

I shall not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain, not wearing any pants.

B Dylan

"How many roads must a man walk down, before he's not wearing any pants?"