mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

B Dylan

"How many roads must a man walk down, before he's not wearing any pants?"

Dan

We can dance if we want to. We can leave our pants behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they wear pants, well, they're no friends of mine. We can dance. We can dance. Everybody take off your pants.

Stevie

I'm Burlington Bertie, I rise at ten thirty I saunter along like a toff
I do a short dance in my moth eaten pants then I do it again with them off.
Officer.

penelope

[Stevie] I larfed out loud.

Rosie

(pen) So did I. Next door they must think I'm a loony.