mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Geo

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants; I'm not wearing any."

Pablo

"Let him who is without pants among you, cast the first stone"

Raak

Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Thou shalt not wear any pants.

Stevie

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly, not wearing their pants.

Stevie

"Descend into the crater of Sneffels Yokul, over which the shadow of Scataris falls before the kalends of July, bold traveller, and you will reach the centre of the earth. This I have done (and I weren't wearing no pants niether)."