mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Phil

Markie Ashby is not wearing any pants. (SFW)

Pablo

To sleep, perchance to dream
That I'm not wearing any pants.

Dan

[Stevie] I'd have praised that earlier but I was still laughing and couldn't. What a great tagline for a blog or social networking site it would make.

*ahem*

[Stevie] GUFFAW ..... It is difficult to keep one's head when all about you are wearing no pants.

Stevie

A holiday, A holiday and the first one of the year
Lord Donal's wife to church did go The Gospel for to hear
And when the meeting it was done she looked about askance
And there she saw little Matty Groves not wearing any pants