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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Oooh! The thought of nudity onstage gives me the willies.
I once did a naked sketch based on the old Levi's "Heard it through the Grapevine" advert. I'll say no more. It might just sneak into cabaret next pilg...
I think I'm going to be busy during the next Rugby Pilg.
Perhaps we need a special nudist pilg. Would certainly make the animal game interesting.
[Projoy] But how would the ladies manage 'Wiggly Worm'?

Anyone else with an 'unbelievable but true' story?
I was sent here by God!
It's true. I sent him.
GPS San=tnav systems are great! we'd be lost without them..
And where would we be without plate tectonics?
Where we've always been.
Yes, roiling around on a thin crust over a boiling planet, getting ready to hurl us into a gaseous cloud of our own making. But, now for something completely different.
Unbelievable but true - I saw a 14-yr-old girl walking down my road not talking into a mobile phone, or fiddling with the buttons, and appeared even not to have such a device about her person.
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i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fuck
i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked
i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked
Sorry? An eighty-niner? It's a new one on me.
Ah, here's a definition of an eighty-niner, which is perfectly innocuous and worksafe, unlike this page now. :)
I can totally envelop my head by stretching my lower lip up over my face
My nose is so badly bent that whichever direction you approach me from, I'm always in profile.
i am constantly getting mixed up with 'Britney Spears' and 'Brittany Ferries'
Dyslexics are complete bastards! They keep coming into my room even though I have a 2ft high notice on my door that says "keep out"!
Ah the old 89er, brings back memories of my youth. Wasn't there a miner '89er too?
[pelgis] That's so weird, I'm always getting 'Brittany Ferries' mixed up with 'Brian Ferry'!
If you cross a rubber tree with a cheese plant you get an edam bush.
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