The word "Ribena" actually means "camel's urine" in Ethiopian. Oddly enough, so does "Budweiser".

In Luxembourg a goat has been balancing a chinese girl called Mai Xing on its nose for 5 continuous years. In another 3 years, 8 months and 24 days, they will together break the World Record for Female Ethnic Minority Group Member Balancing Act Performed By A Living Creature Other Than A Seal category.

"Tesco" in Latin is an utterly revolting word better left untranslated.

All women know how to fix up circuitry. We just want to make sure you do.

Fluorescent colours really flatter the aged.

Fluorescent colours really flatten the aged.

"Biffo the bear" and "Muffin the mule" were signs that had to be taken down at our local zoo as there were so many resulting arrests and/or fatalities around the exhibits.

When hummous turns blue, it's just ripening.

I have no fears whatsoever about Zooological Keeper's state of mind.

Meanwhile, in Differdange, a quadruped who goes by the moniker 10^{10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000} has his eyes on invading the north of France.

[Breadmaster] There's nothing weird about me!

Translating things from one language to another is sheer fun.

The Hebrides were one of many sites of a giant, ancient Atlantan theme park empire. Once the careless fools lost the city, which went down in legend, the parks' attractions were gradually dismantled and their origins became confused (as with the pronunciation of their names). Some features are actually still in existence today - the giant multi-faceted Slides in Egypt (later used for storage), the entrances to the Hall of Mirrors on Salisbury Plain, some of the original models from the Ghost Train on Easter Island, and the World's Largest Hot Tub in Arizona, to name but a few.