"Tesco" in Latin is an utterly revolting word better left untranslated.

All women know how to fix up circuitry. We just want to make sure you do.

Fluorescent colours really flatter the aged.

Fluorescent colours really flatten the aged.

"Biffo the bear" and "Muffin the mule" were signs that had to be taken down at our local zoo as there were so many resulting arrests and/or fatalities around the exhibits.