Fluorescent colours really flatter the aged.

Fluorescent colours really flatten the aged.

"Biffo the bear" and "Muffin the mule" were signs that had to be taken down at our local zoo as there were so many resulting arrests and/or fatalities around the exhibits.

When hummous turns blue, it's just ripening.

I have no fears whatsoever about Zooological Keeper's state of mind.