The word "Ribena" actually means "camel's urine" in Ethiopian. Oddly enough, so does "Budweiser".

In Luxembourg a goat has been balancing a chinese girl called Mai Xing on its nose for 5 continuous years. In another 3 years, 8 months and 24 days, they will together break the World Record for Female Ethnic Minority Group Member Balancing Act Performed By A Living Creature Other Than A Seal category.

"Tesco" in Latin is an utterly revolting word better left untranslated.

All women know how to fix up circuitry. We just want to make sure you do.

Fluorescent colours really flatter the aged.