"Biffo the bear" and "Muffin the mule" were signs that had to be taken down at our local zoo as there were so many resulting arrests and/or fatalities around the exhibits.

When hummous turns blue, it's just ripening.

I have no fears whatsoever about Zooological Keeper's state of mind.

Meanwhile, in Differdange, a quadruped who goes by the moniker 10^{10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000} has his eyes on invading the north of France.

[Breadmaster] There's nothing weird about me!