mc5 - ... so help me God.

I'm busy, busy, busy as a bee, bee, bee.

I love driving to work in the snow, especially before the sun comes up. It's what I do to relax. When I'm stuck in a ditch, I'm at peace with the world.

Projoy

I have grown my own house out of mushrooms and am going to spend my retirement living there and eating it, with the bathroom last.

Tina

After I went on the Adkins diet, I built a house out of the contents of pasta boxes in my cupboard.

Zooological Keeper

I once crafted a 1:1 scale model of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of toothpicks, but a big bad wolf came and blew it down.

Riff

I've got a full-scale portrait of Herve Villechaize tattooed on my back.

Bob the dog

I'm not too happy about the government’s 'Five-a-day' campaign. I can only just manage twice, and then I need a cup of malted milk and two hours rest in between.

Zooological Keeper

I have absolutely no difficulty in sticking to the five-a-day programme. I can drink up to a pint of juice by myself in just a few hours.

Ibid

I've had no problem since they redesignated Guinness as a fruit.

Angus Prune

A whole bottle of syrup of figs counts as one of your five-a-day

Riff

Although most people think of tomatoes as a vegetable, they are actually a sort of weasel.

Tina

I eat five grapes a day, then go out for pizza.

Kim

I eat five pizzas a day and then go out for grapes.