The gullable public are those persons who take bits of bread to the seaside and then feed the local birds in order to get the latest mews.

[carbonated pork drink] </lie> Jones Soda (a U.S. brand, dunno if you can get it in the U.K.) put out a Turkey & Gravy flavor for Thanksgiving. Not unexpectedly, it's pretty awful. <lie>

I'm busy, busy, busy as a bee, bee, bee.

I love driving to work in the snow, especially before the sun comes up. It's what I do to relax. When I'm stuck in a ditch, I'm at peace with the world.

I have grown my own house out of mushrooms and am going to spend my retirement living there and eating it, with the bathroom last.