mc5 - ... so help me God.

Although most people think of tomatoes as a vegetable, they are actually a sort of weasel.

I eat five grapes a day, then go out for pizza.

I eat five pizzas a day and then go out for grapes.

I take five days to eat a pizza and grapes are out of the question.

It might be my age (well matured by the cask) but in my case gropes are totally out of the question.