mc5 - ... so help me God.

Projoy

I have grown my own house out of mushrooms and am going to spend my retirement living there and eating it, with the bathroom last.

Tina

After I went on the Adkins diet, I built a house out of the contents of pasta boxes in my cupboard.

Zooological Keeper

I once crafted a 1:1 scale model of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of toothpicks, but a big bad wolf came and blew it down.

Riff

I've got a full-scale portrait of Herve Villechaize tattooed on my back.

Bob the dog

I'm not too happy about the government’s 'Five-a-day' campaign. I can only just manage twice, and then I need a cup of malted milk and two hours rest in between.