mc5 - ... so help me God.

I've just decided to drive my car off the road. It was a career choice.

I used to work at a potato-packing plant, but I got the sack.

An Amazonian tribe has just recruited me. I was head hunted.

Still it is better than the job I had as a experimental patient for trainee proctologists. That was a pain in the arse.

I hate being a lion trainer, it bites.

I used to like being Emperor of Rome, until I got stabbed in the back.

I want to get out of the calendar printing business, I reckon my days are numbered...

I tried to quit my job as a beefburger, but I was foiled.

I used to love my job as a chip, because every day was fried day.

foiled again!)

I worked in a peach orchard. It was the pits.

I was one of Santa's elves, but I got the sack.

I used to be a butcher which, as you can imagine, was quite fulfilling - then they gave me the axe...