mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I tried to quit my job as a beefburger, but I was foiled.

I used to love my job as a chip, because every day was fried day.

foiled again!)

I worked in a peach orchard. It was the pits.

I was one of Santa's elves, but I got the sack.