mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I used to like being Emperor of Rome, until I got stabbed in the back.

I want to get out of the calendar printing business, I reckon my days are numbered...

I tried to quit my job as a beefburger, but I was foiled.

I used to love my job as a chip, because every day was fried day.

foiled again!)