mc5 - ... so help me God.

I used to work at a potato-packing plant, but I got the sack.

An Amazonian tribe has just recruited me. I was head hunted.

Still it is better than the job I had as a experimental patient for trainee proctologists. That was a pain in the arse.

I hate being a lion trainer, it bites.

I used to like being Emperor of Rome, until I got stabbed in the back.