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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Huxley
I have just given up being the rear spoiler on the McLaren F1 car... what a drag.
Angus Prune
I have just given up stalking. A better job follows.
Wol
I've just decided to drive my car off the road. It was a career choice.
Riff
I used to work at a potato-packing plant, but I got the sack.
Bob the dog
An Amazonian tribe has just recruited me. I was head hunted.
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