mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

What does not kill me makes me stronger.

I've always wanted to do this! [buwahahahahahahahaha]

Okay, I'll hold this bare wire end in my right hand, you hold this other one in your left. Now watch what happens if we both touch your cat at the same time...

Raak

I never remember which is brown and which is blue, but it's AC, you can connect it either way round and everything still works.

Homer

"DOH!!! ... MY BRAIN HURTS!"

Sierra Mike

Might I suggest a new subject? If everyone agrees, I think Car Mechanic might be a good one to try.

Sierra Mike

"Here goes nothing!"

Raak

Turn that engine off! I'm allergic to exhaust fumes!

Inkspot

You have a flat what? sorry sir but we only fit round ones.

Software

Diesel, petrol? What the hell, they're both fuel aren't they?

Raak

Do you realise that for every mile you drive, a baby dies?

Inkspot

I would recommend changing the brakes as the cars stopping distances are a bit long when we tested, don't worry about the bumper as that can be replaced but we will have to bill you for the damage to our wall.

Sierra Mike

When you say "righty tighty", is that my right?

TROLL

I'm sorry ma'am, but I was unable to repair the damage to your tire. Since I was a wee lad I could not abide to see anything suffer, so I maneuvered your car around back and put a bullet into its engine block.

Rosie

"Anybody hear the concert on Radio 3 last night?"

Phil

There's no labour charge.

Simons Mith

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Raise the mainsail, me hearties! With a following wind we'll be in Tortuga by Sunday! Aharr!

Homer

"DOH!!! ... MY BRAIN HURTS!"

Inkspot

We tried our best, but at 11.02 the battery finally died despite our best efforts. If you could follow me, you can chose from a number of options, for the service.

Raak

I like to involve the owner in the decision. What do you think is wrong with it?

Uncle Korky

I think it'll need a general anaesthetic. Now all I have to do is to work out how to arrange an EMP...