mc5 - Concerning Torments

[Inkspot] Your turban is indeed OK, but when I get a phone call from someone in the city I always wear my Warmest Town Call Hat.

And if things go wrong there's always the Attend Courtroom Hat.

Failing that, you could utilise your business skills in the monastery, wearing your Nun Merger Hat.

I heard there was a problem with those due to the elasticated body strapping, when released may cause you to Wrench the Groin. Just be careful.

But at least you'll have Top-Rank Verrucas.

I'll be sure to pray for you at Holy Calendar & Griffon.

Of all the superb players we've seen so far, None Graced TV.

[Darren] Shame, but perhaps they could get a slot on Radio Martle to boost their glittering careers.

Seemingly a good moment for NKAB!

*flarkes*

Tuj

Take cover! *slats up*

While you're busy watching Don Jot's Show, I'm going to trap nights by placing a Doomed Plug on NKAB.

I'm tuned in to Ocean Land Radio.

I'm going to let sir into Furry Pink Bras. Suit you.

Lo, Silver Treetop, getting the Doomed Plug off NKAB, but placing Botherer in Pink.

Which treetop did you mean, Kim? Was it, perchance, this Cayenne Larch?

I remember, in Yes Minister, all those episodes where Sir Humphrey made fun of Hacker's Drab Loo.

[Quendalon] Actually, no, it was the Spunky Bra Fir (native to South Carolina) that I had in mind.

It's time to stop these discussions Concerning Torments.

*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Darren*